The English-to-springs1 Translator

It is exceedingly difficult to take normally intelligent text and make it stupid. However, it is terribly easy to make it look like it was written by a stupid person (namely springs1). Simply type (or paste) your text into the box and click "translate," and it will appear as springs1 would have typed it! Be sure to check out the English to tranzutopia translator if you haven't already!

The English-to-springs1 Translator is code that is blatently ripped off of Lucas Longley's English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator. Sorry.