The English-to-tranzutopia Translator

It is exceedingly difficult to take normally intelligent text and make it stupid. However, it is terribly easy to make it look like it was written by a stupid person (namely tranzutopia). Simply type (or paste) your text into the box and click "translate," and it will appear as tranzutopia would have typed it! (NOW without random changes in punctuation or those annoying "undefined" errors!) Be sure to check out the English to springs1 translator if you haven't already!

The English-to-springs1 Translator is code that is blatently ripped off of Lucas Longley's English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator. Sorry.